Cheaters Never Prosper: How NOT To Do It!
Welcome to the Hall of Shame: Cheaters Never Prosper. Here you'll see all the pathetic ways guys have been trying to "beef up" their meat - but they're not fooling anybody!
Know any other methods we missed? E-mail them to cheaters@sizeofaman.com and we’ll pay you $50 for each method we add to this list!
6. "It's About ... " (Rounding Up)
This method is used in a lot more than just penis size. Here are some other examples of how the “ABOUT” method is used:
“How much do you weight?”
“About 110 pounds.” (actually 125)
“How much can you bench press?”
“About 250 pounds.” (truly means 151 lbs)
“How much will this car cost me?”
“Oh it’s about 20 grand.” (truth: $31,243.00)
7. "The Unreliable Witness"
Just because you know a girl who will testify that you are a staggering 7” only means that she is too embarrassed to let anyone know that she hooked up with a guy packing a 3 ½” pecker.
8. "Add-Ons"
This method is kind of like measuring your height while wearing high heels. Technically you ARE taller when you wear high heels, but everyone knows you really aren’t that tall.
9. "I Think It's ... "
Similar to the “it’s about” method, the only difference is that with this method, the cheater has never actually measured in fear of the results, so they trick themselves into believing they aren’t lying. Just because you don’t know your exact T.P.S. does not give you the right to tell people “you think it’s” 7 ½ inches.
10. "Stretching the Truth "
Actually this method is hard to perform while erect, but it has proven to be a good way to exaggerate your flaccid length. Just remember: don't pull too hard, you're not in the Fantastic 4.
